Razorblade Wedding

It should be seriously considered. Let me lay it out for you. Along the walkway there will be razorblades, so one will have to watch their step. The bouquet will be made entirely of razorblades, and instead of getting married whoever catches it is instead the next one to go to the hospital (AND IT'S NEVER WRONG!). Instead of a wedding ring, there will be a razor blade, and it will be used to cut off a finger, symbolizing that they were dumb enough to hold their hand out and let someone cut their finger off.

After the wedding there will be the razorblade reception. Instead of music and entertainment of the normal sort there will be a razorblade fight. You can throw them or use them for melee. Inside each bite of food there will be an inbedded razorblade, ready to cut your mouth to pieces. And finally when the bride and groom go to have wedding night sex their genitals will be replaced with razorblades.

Sounds awesome doesn't it?